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Funny Love Quotes

 

Gravitation can not be
Held responsible
For people falling in love.

I recently read that love
Is entirely
A matter of chemistry.
That must be why
My wife treats me
Like toxic waste.

Love is grand;
Divorce is a hundred grand.

If love is blind,
Why is lingerie so popular?

Love is like war:
Easy to begin
But hard to end.

Three things
Can't be hidden:
Coughing,
Poverty,
And love.

An old man
Who marries a young wife
Grows younger
- but she grows older.

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It is not uncommon
For slight acquaintances
To get married,
But a couple really have
To know each other
To get divorced.

I love being married.
It's so great to find
One special person
You want to annoy
For the rest of your life.

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.

He's funny. He's adorable.
He's sweet. He's loving.
He's awesome. He's perfect.
I didn't say a name,
but he popped into your head didn't he?

To love is to suffer.
To avoid suffering one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore to love is to suffer,
Not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy then is to suffer.
But suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore,
To be unhappy one must love,
Or love to suffer,
Or suffer from too much happiness.
I hope you're getting this down.

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When a man opens
The door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

When a woman
Steals your husband,
There is no better revenge
Than to let her keep him.

Love is temporary insanity curable
By marriage.

Everything I buy is vintage
And smells funny.
Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

 

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